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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

No go.

Disney and Universal team up to sue AI photo generator Midjourney, claiming copyright infringement - CNN

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

New species of dinosaur discovered that 'rewrites' T.rex family tree - BBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

They put up a sign reading

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

What makes you different?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts